calendar = new Date(); day = calendar.getDay(); month = calendar.getMonth(); date = calendar.getDate(); year = calendar.getYear(); if (year < 1000) year+=1900 cent = parseInt(year/100); g = year % 19; k = parseInt((cent - 17)/25); i = (cent - parseInt(cent/4) - parseInt((cent - k)/3) + 19*g + 15) % 30; i = i - parseInt(i/28)*(1 - parseInt(i/28)*parseInt(29/(i+1))*parseInt((21-g)/11)); j = (year + parseInt(year/4) + i + 2 - cent + parseInt(cent/4)) % 7; l = i - j; emonth = 3 + parseInt((l + 40)/44); edate = l + 28 - 31*parseInt((emonth/4)); emonth--; var dayname = new Array ("Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday"); var monthname = new Array ("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December" ); document.write(""); document.write(dayname[day] + ", "); document.write(monthname[month] + " "); if (date< 10) document.write("0" + date + ", "); else document.write(date + ", "); document.write(year + " "); // Easter if ((month == emonth) && (date == edate)) document.write("Easter Sunday"); // January if ((month == 0) && (date == 1)) document.write("New Year's Day"); if ((month == 0) && (day == 1) && (date > 14) && (date< 22)) document.write("Martin Luther King's Birthday"); // February if ((month == 1) && (date == 2)) document.write("Groundhog Day"); if ((month == 1) && (date== 12)) document.write("Lincoln's Birthday"); if((month == 1) && (date == 14)) document.write("St. Valentine's Day"); if ((month == 1) && (date == 22)) document.write("Washington's Birthday"); if ((month == 1) && (date == 29)) document.write("Leap Day"); // March if ((month == 2) && (date == 17)) document.write("St. Patrick's Day"); // April if ((month == 3) && (date == 1)) document.write("April Fools' Day"); if ((month == 3) && (date == 15) && (day != 0)) document.write("Income Tax Day"); if ((month == 3) && (date == 16) && (day == 1)) document.write("Income Tax Day"); if ((month == 3) && (date == 22)) document.write("Earth Day"); if ((month == 3) && (day == 0) && (date > 0) && (date< 8)) document.write("Daylight Savings Time Begins"); // May if ((month == 4) && (date == 1)) document.write("May Day"); if ((month == 4) && (date == 3)) document.write("Mark's Birthday"); if ((month == 4) && (date == 5)) document.write("Cinco de Mayo"); if ((month == 4) && (day == 0) && (date > 7) && (date< 16)) document.write("Mother's Day"); if ((month == 4) && (day == 1) && (date > 24)) document.write("Memorial Day"); // June if ((month == 5) && (date == 6)) document.write("D-Day"); if ((month == 5) && (date == 14)) document.write("Flag Day"); if ((month == 5) && (date == 21)) document.write("Summer Solstice"); if ((month == 5) && (day == 0) && (date > 15) && (date< 24)) document.write("Father's Day"); // July if ((month == 6) && (date == 4)) document.write("Independence Day"); // August // September if ((month == 8) && (day== 1)&& (date > 0) && (date< 8)) document.write("Labor Day"); // October if ((month == 9) && (day == 1) && (date > 7) && (date< 16)) document.write("Columbus Day"); if ((month == 9) && (day == 0) && (date > 24) && (date< 31)) document.write("Daylight Savings Time Ends"); if ((month == 9) && (day == 0) && (date == 31)) document.write("Daylight Savings Time Ends"); if ((month == 9) && (date == 24)) document.write("United Nations Day"); // November if ((month == 10) && (date == 1)) document.write("All Saints Day"); if ((month == 10) && (date == 2)) document.write("All Souls Day"); if ((month == 10) && (date == 11)) document.write("Veteran's Day"); // if ((month == 10) && (day == 4) && (date > 23) && (date< 30)) document.write("Thanksgiving"); // if ((month == 10) && (date == 30) && (day == 4)) document.write("Thanksgiving"); // December if ((month == 11) && (date == 21)) document.write("Winter Solstice"); if ((month == 11) && (date == 24)) document.write("Christmas Eve"); if ((month == 11) && (date == 25)) document.write("Christmas"); if ((month == 11) && (date == 31)) document.write("New Year's Eve"); document.write; // STOP HIDING FROM INCOMPATIBLE BROWSERS -->